All I Want For Xmas...

On the first day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me....

A funny anti-Palin tee!

On the second day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the third day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIINNNNGS!!!!!!

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

Six systems fraying,

FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIINNNNGS!!!!!!

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

Seven ladies sinning,

Six systems fraying,

FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIINNNNGS!!!!!!

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

Eight moms a-milking,

Seven ladies sinning,

Six systems fraying,

FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIINNNNGS!!!!!!

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the ninth day of  Christmas, my true friends gave to me... 

Nine girls advancing,

Eight moms a-milking,

Seven ladies sinning,

Six systems fraying,

FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIINNNNGS!!!!!!

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

 

Ten hours of sleeping,

Nine girls advancing,

Eight moms a-milking,

Seven ladies sinning,

Six systems fraying,

FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIINNNNGS!!!!!!

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

Eleven bloggers typing,

Ten hours of sleeping,

Nine girls advancing,

Eight moms a-milking,

Seven ladies sinning,

Six systems fraying,

FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIINNNNGS!!!!!!

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true friends gave to me...

Twelve Alan Cummings!  (Oh yes, that's right.)

Eleven bloggers typing,

Ten hours of sleeping,

Nine girls advancing,

Eight moms a-milking,

Seven ladies sinning,

Six systems fraying,

FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLLLLD RIIIIIINNNNGS!!!!!!

Four-lettered words,

Three great friends,

Two kids in love,

And a funny anti-Palin tee!

And a Funny, anti-Palin TEEEEE!!!!!

[fin.]